Hello and greetings fellow otaku,

So in the past seven years that I have been watching anime, I have came across some realy interesting and thought provoking quotes from different anime series. So here are my top five favorite anime quotes of all time. And trust me guys, these quotes are awesome.

1) “I’ll just say that all you geeks ganged up on her and <BEEP>ed her”-Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ep.2).

Now this first quote may confuse you a little bit if you have never seen The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya before. This quote came from episode two of the series in which Haruhi and company tries to get an computer from the computer club. However things get a little out of hand when Haruhi threatens the computer clubs president that she would post pictures of him touching Mikuru’s breasts all over the school if he didn’t hand over a computer to them. Now I have to say that this is one of the best quotes of the entire series, however it is not a good idea to threaten a club president with sexual harassment in order to get a computer or other things. It can either lead to trouble or getting your butt kicked.

2) “This is the impretriable wall of Jericho third child. Take one step over this wall, and you will be a dead man”Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ep.9).

Now most of you guys know that Asuka was the young and beautiful red head who always had a hard temper in the series Neon Genesis Evangelion. But in episode nine of the series, we see a different side of her that shows why she is one of the best female characters of the series. In the scene where this quote came from, we see Asuka and Shinji getting ready for bed. However when Asuka ends up needing to go to the bathroom, she ends up falling back to sleep right next to Shinji in which brings us to one of the most memorable moments of the series when Asuka and Shinji kiss. Well I dont know if most of you guys agree with me or not, but I think it was one of the best scenes from the series by far IMO!!!!!!

3) “Guess what? We all saw what you were doing. Those figures aren’t just worth collecting unless you can see their panties right? Maybe the only naked girls you have ever seen were in magazines” Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken Ep.1).

Now I know what most of you guys are thinking about at the moment, why the heck did I decide to make this quote number three on my list? Well let me explain why. Most of you guys at one time or another in your life have collected anime figurines, maybe because of their quality of design or getting a strong resale value for them. But in the case of Harunobu Madarame, it’s the pantsu!!!!!!!! And for those of you who have seen Genshiken would probably get the idea, so lets move on to the next quote.

4) “How much did it cost?… You damn bourgeois, GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!” Ms. Yukari (Azumanga Daioh Ep.3).

Now in Azumanga Daioh their are plenty of hillarious scenes between Nyamo and Yukari, but this one particular scene from episode three of the series realy takes the cake. In this scene we Yukari visiting her friend Nyamo in her apartment. However instead of having a casual conversation, she ends up falling asleep in Nyamo’s bed. She then realizes that something isnt right, in which she then notices that the pillow she is resting her head on is super soft. Now why would you think that Yukari would freak out over a simple thing as a memory foam pillow? Come on, memory foam pillows are the softest pillows know to man and I would be willing to pay 10,000 yen to sleep in luxury every night. I don’t understand what Yukari’s problem was with the pillow, but it does help make it one of the most popular scenes in the series.

Well there are so many other quotes that I would like to share with you guys, but I will save them for another day. So I hope that you guys enjoyed looking at some of my favorite quotes and until next time. Remember that their is a ton of great anime and manga out there, all you have to do is find it. Ltrs.

This post was created by Andrew L. Budny