Unfortunately for this review, I won’t be taking any humorous screen captures because I feel this episode (or series for that matter) doesn’t deserve it. As I said in the earlier Vampire Bund episode 1 review, I don’t know much about individual studios other than who’s “mainstream” and whatnot, but SHAFT fucked this show up in a way no other studio could. I’m doing my best to refrain from swearing in reviews from now on because I think it tells viewers you don’t know how to talk, but dammit, I’m forced to this go’round. Usually a review consists of an opinion about what happened in show, but for the first time…you don’t want to know.

Dance In The Vampire Bund, the manga was outstanding, but this show fails to monopolize on its innate strengths. Instead we’re left with a lukewarm wannabe romance show which happens to have a little action in it. And trust me, it’s truly no mistake when I say, “a little action.” I mean talk about dreadful. This show was so terrible, I watched it on mute, I could probably animate a better action scene in flash. You know what, I think I will. Check out my flash animation I made, and you be the judge.

Note: After the animation is done, and starts over, just go back to this post. I didn’t feel like making a play, stop, or repeat button.

Ok, so did you like it? I’m sure you liked it more than Vampire Bund’s sorry excuse for anime. Notice how the characters ran off the screen? Well I put that there on purpose to illustrate even with that, Vampire Bund STILL sucks worse. Whatever, this review’s now finished. Dammit, where’s my drink.

Action: 1/10
Romance: 0/10
Animation: 7/10
Character Development: 2/10
Pacing: 0/10

Overall Outlook: 2/10 Abysmal