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(UPDATE: The Booby Report -- Issue 2 out now!) Boobies! I REALLY like boobies! I mean, aren’t they like one of the greatest inventions of all time for the heterosexual guy? I definitely think so. I mean what kind of magical stuff is in there anyways…? After thinking about it for some time, I wondered what Japan might be thinking about in relation to boobs. I suppose I didn’t do a whole lot of digging, but I think you might like what you see, or at least get a laugh.
The Fake Cancer Booby-Lady
Cancer is nothing to sneeze at or joke about. Not one bit. Even though the lady I’m about to talk about isn’t from Japan or made mean jokes about cancer, she did something just as despicable. From the Mainichi News, dated today, Texas Authorities said a 24-year-old, Trista Joy Lathern faked having breast cancer in order to raise money. Guess how much she raised? $10,000 straight cash. All this moola was donated via “cancer benefit” to have her boobies enlarged. The hilarious part was how she COMPLETELY shaved her head and put on pale makeup to fake everyone out. Jeez, talk about dedication. Apparently, Lathern did all this to save her seven-month old marriage. I don’t really know what to say to that, but it seems the Waco Tribune-Herald knows: Lathern is charged with theft by deception. Sheriff’s officials and Lathern’s attorney didn’t immediately return phone calls from The Associated Press. I just want to know how she was figured out…>.>
Booby Pudding! Better than sucking on Boobies…?
I feel like I’m surprised and just don’t know what to say, but at the same time, I feel like slapping myself because I should know better. Know that Japan does crap like this all the time. What’s even weirder (or not) is there is supposed to be a difference in the taste of pudding coming from various Japanese cities. The picture below above shows breast cups from Osaka, Yokohama, and Tokyo. I tried finding information about actual flavors, but from what I’ve gathered, the taste is of a mild milky flavor. The texture is supposedly a bit slimy and consists of gelatin, along with a little preservative for the milk. Trying to “undo” the packaging is supposed to be fun too. Some unfastening skill is required.
I’m sure you’re just foaming at the mouth for one (or two) of these yum yums huh? We all know you are, hell, I kind want to try one just to see what it tastes like. Various Japanese supermarkets and/or department stores have them priced in the 380-400 yen range. Basically, that’s about $4.00 -- essentially two dollars to a warlock. (Some info from UniqueDaily.com)
Last But Not Least: Booby Warmers!!!
Oh, Almost Forgot! Booby-Milk!
I almost want to say something like, “OH-EM-GEE!!! THAT’S SICK!!!!” But it really isn’t sick….it’s just insanely bizarre (for us men @ least). But hey, I’m not a women, so I don’t know if these could be something useful or not. However, could the stealth factor have been any better…? I mean USB is pretty nifty n’ all, but I mean come on…I thought we were talking about Japan -- where’s the wireless at!?!?! I don’t think any woman in her right mind would want to be talking to her boss with a USB cord sticking from under her garments about that raise (or would she…?).
And as for the video….whatever. Anyways, I just thought you all might get a kick out of something like this. Well, I suppose that concludes the first booby report!
Thank you for keeping us up to date on current issues in the wide world of boobs.
The booby pudding strikes me as cannibalistic. Unless you’re trapped in the wilderness with death knocking on your door, I can’t endorse it.
Fake cancer bitch is in needing of a beating. Better yet, anyone who lies about breast cancer should get a forced mastectomy. They’ll never be able to lie about breast cancer again!
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great, so much for getting the most hits for the search term: “boobs”
Time to watch that To LOVE-Ru OVA and write a bost about it, where I mention the word, “Boobs” (or some variation, over 100 times (I’m literally going to do it.)
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@ Baka-Raptor: No problem, no problem @ all. I think everyone should know about boob news
But awww, you wouldn’t eat the pudding? lol. I really wanna try it. And yeah, fake cancer was pretty bad. I wonder how she’s paying them all back?
@ Glo: damn, lol, I’m gonna have to figure out a way to out-boob you >.>
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Booby pudding… While I like boobies and I like pudding, I’m turned off by both in that combination.
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Awww, that’s sad
(( I honestly though more people would be a bit interested 
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Booby pudding, haha, how do Japanese people think these days XD
Mmmm. I don’t know what I should say about the booby pudding. Although it does not surprise me that you would take interest and want to try it. How about this: You try to get some and I’ll agree to try it with you.
The girl who faked breast is going to hell and I have no pity for her. Last year alone, there were 250,230 breast cancer diagnoses in the U.S. alone. She should be blessed that she does not have breast cancer as it causes severe depression in women. MOST OF ALL, if she had to fake cancer to get breast implants to save her marriage, she should have never gotten married. A marriage should NOT depend on the size of a woman’s breasts. That is fucked up. She needs to drop that shallow asshole asap anyways.
The booby warmers are weird. I would never ever use them. I’m not trying to be wrapped up in wires just so that my nipples are not hard. I actually like the sensation of having hard nipples.
Oh, funny story that I was reminded of when I saw the booby milk video: A friend and I were browsing Craigslist and there was a guy willing to pay to suck a lactating woman’s breasts because he had a breast milk fetish. I am just trying to figure out how he developed this fetish; did his mom not wean him soon enough?!
@ Deckster: idk bro…I wish I knew. I could be super smart, and weird…and no one think I’m silly for it…in Japan of course.
@ That.One.Girl: WOW, you’re my favorite person, oh wait…do I know you…? Hmmm, I see a familiar name here…hmmmm, lol. Thank you very much for such a thoughtful comment. I almost feel like I should devote a response post JUST for you
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Do you know me? Oh no, that couldn’t be possible.
As far as me being your favorite person, I’m flattered. I know you already know you are my favorite person as well.
Oh, and please do not make an entire post just about me, that may make me a bit bashful.
bashful…for some reason, I don’t like that word >.>
You know sometimes I think people draw boobs way to gigantic that they’re so unrealistic xD omg I really hate people do fake things just to get money, one of my friends was telling me about how this homeless guy made living off of people by being a beggar.. he made more money then a doctor! now that is unbelievable. LOLOL booby pudding?!?! eww that just looks nasty. Booby warmers and milk? oh god what has this world become? ahaha this is too funny, thanks for the interesting report xD
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Yeah, booby pudding…I still wanna try it lol. Idk, I guess I’m just an all around boob guy. If there’s boobs, I’ll probably try it. But speaking of boobs, I just made The Booby Report – Issue 2. So feel free to check it out lol. There’s some even funnier shit.
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Woah! What?
That Girl deserves some major beating with breast pudding for faking breast cancer.I cant believe that someone would go that far for enlarging her breasts.If her husband is such a prick that hed leave her for her breastsize she should have kicked him out anyways.
Am i the only one that noticed the weird shapes of the pudding boobs in the middle?
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Yeah, oddly enough, I hadn’t thought of that lol. Her just kicking his bitch-ass out the house. And mmmmnope, I think I saw them too haha, the boobs that is.
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This is interesting. I love boobies too! ;p
I’m going over to issue 2 now
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Hellllllls yeah, I love me some boobies!